Grade Book Nerd

Someone who isn't a smart nerd, but instead someone who seems like a nerd because they receive good grades, mostly through cheating.

Joe: I wish I was Nerdy-er

Billy: You are a nerd!

Joe: But i'm a Grade Book Nerd, not a smart nerd.

by Gradebook Nerd August 24, 2009

Text-book

When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.

Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.

by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010

Booked

Very well educated through instruction from schools or universities; to be book smart

Mostly used by country folk or people from the south to describe intelligence

My woman got a job at the county cuz she's booked

by Cojone Joe May 29, 2008

Crushing the book

Using facebook in any way shape or form

When someone is distracted by their lap top or phone you ask them if they are "crushing the book"? Because people tend to become less connected to those around them when they are running all over facebook.

by hopk5784 December 20, 2010

book

Something most people don't read

loololool who actually reads books? olololol

by acekilla379344335 February 13, 2009

deep-throat a holy book

An act of shoving a holy book down one's throat (or fingers when typing over the internet).

Amey: I find it fascinating that God is praised for the same ol' world that ever lived and today we blame one another for.

TJay: Your whole diatribe is baseless & not based on the Bible at all.

Amey: I wasn't talking about The Bible.

TJay: Religions per say, are not neccessarily based on the Bible, so blaming God himself for what 'others' say about the Bible, doesn't make their statements true does it!? Here is the the solution: First..READ The ACTUAL BIBLE. Gain therfore HIS thoughts, not mans. And then make your considered opinion.

Amey: Don't deep-throat a holy book unto me.

by Nãvnã October 30, 2011

SciFi Book Worm

when your getting head from a girl with glasses on and you slide ur dick in and out of different gaps between her face and her glasses creating a "worm-like" motion with ur dick.
(help to have an exceptionaly large penis)

I took that chick from the bookstore out and gave her a fuckin scifi book worm!!!

by Tony August 1, 2004