pocahontas's boat

Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .

Omg I'm stuffed .. Just going to set sail to pocahontas's boat before we move on

by T4pedro June 27, 2014

Boat Fucking

It's when you fuck boats. What did you think

Johnny: "I'm gonna go Boat Fucking"

Jeremy: "Is that when you fuck boats."

Johnny: "I swear if you're actually that dense I'll screw you instead"

by bucket of swagger December 13, 2017

a pig in a boat

opposite of (a pig).
When a pig is tired of being on dry land so he or she goes and gets a boat.

oh look the landlubber pig has turned, its a pig in a boat.

by urbandictionary.exe March 20, 2019

Boating

When your planking on your toilet and your penis touches and goes into the water.

Gilbert G. “Bro I was just boating and my penis went back into my body!”

by Water Mellon man June 15, 2018

Bottom Boat

Verb; Ass motor boating. To motor boat one’s Ass cheeks.

Rachel let me bottom boat her perfect ass!!!

by Bobby Sinatra November 4, 2023

Venezuela boat ride

When a man shoots his cum into the scare of a another person's hair lip scare

I gave that girl a venezuela boat ride last night

by Truck slut 80 February 10, 2021

The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat

by Arie Ola December 30, 2022