blue jowls

1. Possibly uncomfortable moments of ravenous anticipation immediately preceding occassions of intense potable bliss.

2. Prognosis for condition arising from long periods of time without consumption.

"Man, this is gonna taste so good, I got the blue jowls sooo bad!"

by Pheon1xBorn January 29, 2005

blue greener

A blue greener is someone who ships Larry to an extreme amount and are a big crazy Larry is the ship of Louis and Harry from the band one Direction and it’s not just a ship it’s also a real and epic love story of two kids torn apart by management but in the end found their way home

You see that girl over there yeah she’s a major blue greener she devotes her whole life to it

by Obviouslytheresnotruthtoit March 10, 2021

Blue-screened

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009

Morningwood blues

The strong emotional sensation associated with morning wood, or waking up with a boner. It usually results in minor depression and having to pee, only cured by a severely guilt inducing masturbation session to underaged midget porn.

Santiago: aye, compadre, I almost killed my self after watching Lisa Ann take it from a ten year old three footer but it was the only way to get rid of that often morningwood blues.

Phil- whatever man, Ya gotta do what u you gotta do.

by Shazeef January 8, 2015

Blue Panther

A college football team that covers on O/U wager but loses on point spread wager.

Georgia State pulled a typical Blue Panther against Arkansas State.

by DevilAnse October 15, 2020

blue runner

In Florida it is a Busch Light. It was started by fisherman who consider a Blue Runner a cheap fish.

"Grab a twelve of Blue Runners".

by Brian Carlin July 18, 2006

Viagra Blues

The anxiety caused from having stealthily taken too much viagra immediately before sex and being scared of your partner noticing your bloodshot eyes, your unnaturally large penis and especially your stress level for being found out.

Joe calls Rick on the phone. "Help me Rick! What do I do man? I'm at the hotel and I've just had two viagra before meeting with Jane but she's going to notice for sure once she gets here. I need to get it down fast before she arrives!"
Rick replies... "Hey Joe, It's okay, you have Viagra Blues. Just sit there and relax for a moment with your eyes closed while thinking about having sex with your dad and it'll be gone within five minutes!"

by rick_melb_au March 17, 2012