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Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024
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bat

apparently you can murder furries with this
#BeatAFurryDay
Hey, it’s a furry, brutally beat the shit outta it with your bats!
by he he noob April 8, 2023
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A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
by Exxacto February 19, 2023
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Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.
They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat
by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025
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Bats

A grumpy old man who doesn’t like the modern generation and can be clever at times and dumb at others.
“Don’t let Bats chuck your phone in the fire!”
“No he is very grumpy
by KingSamwich06 December 8, 2019
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Fruit bat head

When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat
by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022
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Pet Bat

Wow, Pet Bat is worse than Bots at BD!
by Goofy ahh stuedjasdf November 17, 2022
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