Bloody Unicorn

This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.

Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?

Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.

by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021

Bloody

A word that somebody uses when they're too afraid to swear. The word should actually be "fucking" but they choose to say "bloody" cuz someone might come at them for it.

"Your such a bloody idiot!"

"I'm also too scared to swear!"

by Wrapper offline User June 10, 2021

Bloody Mary

The act of giving someone a rimjob with bloody feces.

That chick got one fucking hell of a Bloody Mary from her ex!

by Big shot 91 June 11, 2021

Bloody eagle

A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.

The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.

by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021

Bloody Blizzard

A buddy of ours' foreskin ripped open while dawging a bad bitch and began to bleed. He continued to fuck and when he pulled out to cum he covered said bad bitch in blood and semen. This my friends is the Bloody Blizzard.

I gotta go to the hospital after giving my girl a Bloody Blizzard.

Do NOT go in that room. I just let out a Bloody Blizzard all over the bed and curtains.

by noirfra September 3, 2024

bloody whoop

A state of being totally messed up, screwed over, or in a chaotic situation, realizing it all stemmed from past uncontrollable excitement or impulsive decisions. It’s the moment when the thrill of the past catches up and the consequences hit hard.

Quitting my job to start a spontaneous road trip seemed like a great idea at the time... now I'm stuck in the desert with no gas. Bloody whoop.

We went all-in on that crazy business idea, and now we're drowning in debt. Bloody whoop.

I thought getting matching tattoos with my ex was a fun idea. Fast forward to the breakup, and now I'm stuck with her name on my arm. Bloody whoop.

I was so excited about refactoring the entire codebase in one night, but now the app is broken and the deployment is a disaster. Bloody whoop.

by oooveee joenson September 26, 2024

Bloody Cheery

n. (Prison Slang) The result of a new prison inmate getting butt-fucked so hard by multiple other inmates that the unfortunate inmate's butthole plumes, fissures, and pulsates to the state of looking like a cherry sweating and constantly bleeding out like a slow-waking volcano.

Two prison inmates meeting in the yard:

Quantrell: Yo, Rayshawn, why you all stiff rubbing yo neck n shit?

Rayshawn: Damn, Quanz, you see that new faggy-looking crackhead kid here? You know with all that crackhead-looking shit on he face and that homo hair-doo?

Quantrell: Oh, you talking 'bout Artesian Kevvy?

Rayshawn: Yup, dat bitch. Well, I just saw Big Bruce done Bloody Cheery that white boy! I'm talking HARD Bloody Cheery. When Bruce done and I saw dat kid asshoe, I didn't know if I was looking at wrecked asshoe or Clifford the Big Red Dog gnawing on Elmo while choking on twenty Twizzlers. That Bloody Cheery nasty, yo.

by Studs Lonigan III November 11, 2024