an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.
They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat
by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025
Get the Queered as a football batmug. What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
by Exxacto February 19, 2023
Get the A lion with a baseball batmug. The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024
Get the Batting averagemug. My husband loves to swing on my pussy with his flesh bat, till he knocks one out of the park, and cums all the way home.
by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023
Get the Flesh batmug. Noun; pl-ē-zh-ūr b-at
Definition 1: A penis, especially in relation to a penis having been pierced with the jacobs latter.
Definition 2: an obscenely large dildo, reminiscent in size and/or shape to a baseball bat.
Definition 1: A penis, especially in relation to a penis having been pierced with the jacobs latter.
Definition 2: an obscenely large dildo, reminiscent in size and/or shape to a baseball bat.
Ex 1: She quaked as I ripped my pleasure bat from her dripping pussy
Ex 2: I unpacked the pleasure bat threatened to use it without mercy the next time he spoke out of turn.
Ex 2: I unpacked the pleasure bat threatened to use it without mercy the next time he spoke out of turn.
by Fanboy1692 April 24, 2018
Get the pleasure batmug. Billmom
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Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?
Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*
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Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?
Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*
by Tragicly Transmitted July 13, 2015
Get the bat shit crazy fishmug. A very delicious meal! Tastes very nice with some salt and pepper. One complaint is that it leaves some side effects such as a cough and a fever - but defo worth it as it is so delicious
by Twatface69 April 16, 2020
Get the Batmug.