bedroom bats

When a naked man stretchs his scrotum, batwings like.
i went back to this man's place last night and he greated me with bedroom bats.
by -OB December 30, 2020
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the dark bat

A man with no soul and love cannot be the dark bat
by hztjgg z June 03, 2021
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The Dark Bat

A symbol of love and hate, water and fire, the dark and the sun.
by hztjgg z June 03, 2021
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bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner
Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox
by supercomicman November 16, 2014
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seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better
Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat
by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017
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Beer Bat

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.
Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"

Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"
by Filipdewoozle August 15, 2023
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Glenwood St Bat Signal

A gentleman on Glenwood St flies a bootlicker advertisement to attract randy truck enthusiasts to his home for adventureous bodily exploration, a sort of extreme yoga that includes touching.

When the flag is out, it provides the equivalent of a “bat signal” for the confused and young, this goodly man welcomes them with his robust, 80 year old arms.
I was headed up norther and saw the Glenwood St bat signal again. Sigh…
by fatstupidlazypoor June 12, 2022
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