Ham Sandwich Club

a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident

amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club

by Kenny Evil February 03, 2009

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Group glazed ham

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass

We all gave her a group glazed ham

by Andrew November 07, 2004

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Go Ham Sammich

Put da meat between yo buns.

-"Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sammich" -Jason Derulo

-Karen, Brittany, Carrie, Liz, Shea and Amy went ham sammich!

by keepitsafetysam June 25, 2014

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Carving the Christmas Ham

Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears

Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.

by KoWalk Kowski December 15, 2010

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mexican ham wallet

a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added

Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.

by beard core December 28, 2010

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