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Public art

A way to convince people that it is them getting something out of viewing the art rather than the artist(s) making money. At least in a museum, it's obvious to people that somebody is made money out of it somewhere along the way, since they bought tickets, and could have chosen not to.
Public art is something under the guise of benefitting everybody instead of something that benefits the artist(s).
by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
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Arte

you're doing that tiktok challenge and your name is carter
Carter is arte
by Mr_Carter3792 July 9, 2021
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Art

Any object that is interesting enough for someone to call it so
Person A: *Is about to throw a bicycle wheel that got glue spilled over it into the dumpster*
Person B: Nooooo! Don't do that. It looks like a piece of art!
Person A: How the frick is this a piece of art? I didn't even put effort into it. I just spilled the glue accidentally.
Person B: I think it says something deep about how civilization pretends to spin around and look novel but it really has glue in its tracks and never really goes anywhere
Person A: Wauw, that is actually pretty deep. I should sell it to a rich art collector for $600.000. Don't you think?
Person B: Yeah, totally... No, I'm just kidding. It's worthless because you're not famous.

Person A: Fuck, I hate the art world... Also, what kinda absurd prank was that even?
Person B: It's my own work of performance art. It's called "(UNTITLED)" and you're on national television, buddy.
Person A: Please end my miserable existence already
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Art Deficit Disorder

a developmental disorder characterized by artistic organizational problems: incapable of organizing art collections.
I am incapable of organizing my art collections, because of my Art Deficit Disorder.
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com December 15, 2012
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The Art of Netflixing

The craft of watching an entire series in a shortened amount of time. Why watch your favorite show one episode at a time when you have the ability to practice the Art of Netflixing and never feel the suspense of a cliff hanger? Until the finale, of course.
"Have you seen Orange is the New Black?"

"YES! I totally practiced the Art of Netflixing and finished the whole season in one day."
by caitecupcake August 19, 2013
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Art Fuel

When an artist suddenly has a great art-piphany this is the name of the food (more commonly junk food) that they eat to fuel the great art that they will soon eat
Friend: " dude stop eating all those twinkies"
Artist: "no bro you dont understand, i need art fuel"
by loopzoop August 21, 2013
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nail art claw

(n) Claw-like hand shape formed by people when posting pictures of their nail art, apparently favoured because it exposes all five figernails at once.
"Getting your hand locked in the nail art claw is a major health hazard for fashion bloggers."
by michaelvizduznier August 25, 2013
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