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Trojan Fart

Disguising of one's glorious flatulence by releasing a'SBD' (silent but deadly) after another releases gas and openly admits to the act - in this event the first to fart will unknowingly smell, and enjoy (believing it was their sent), your fart and possibly even be egotistically proud of the vigor of the second party's flatulence.

Uses:
1. Ambush: convince another to unknowingly enjoy your sh!t smell.

2. Rebranding: Cover up and hide your sent in another's indiscretions.
Wife: "Tee-Hee, I just did a poo smell..."
Husband: (tactfully releases SBD, then pretends to be displeased) "Phew hun, that one was a 'good' one. You sure beat me for the day!"
Pleased wife: "Tee-Hee."

Trojan fart.
by King Vern November 22, 2014
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fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination
"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."
by dbswir March 10, 2016
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Fart dominance

A relationship state in which one person is dominating the other person by being able to openly fart whenever, wherever, as loud and as smelly as they want to, while the other person is absolutely not allowed to fart at all.
Look at Brian farting away shamelessly in front of his new girlfriend, he has established tremendous fart dominance!
by Captain Lumpi January 5, 2022
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Bogg Fart

The process of which a Nate Dom Boggs farts and is one of the stinkiest farts ever
Guy one: Boggs did you fart:
Boggs: yeah sorry it was a Bogg fart
by Bogg lover March 8, 2021
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yolo fart

The act of not knowing if your fart will be just a fart or a little shit and you say yolo and take a go at it
God damn I feel a yolo fart coming in fuck it yolo
by JaaadFurr November 28, 2013
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Brain Fart

When you do something incredibly stupid by mistake. An obvious mistake that should for a task that's usually very simple.
Fernando: I was making cheese and crackers with salami but I put peanut butter instead of salami. Brain fart!
Josh: Yeah. Brain fart! And you're usually very smart.
by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023
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Snargle-fart

A snargle-fart is the unique art of going to the bathroom to take a shit and while shitting, the shitter vomits simultaneously. This creates an epidemic of major proportions of bio-waste release.

An extra option is that the original shitter has the option of giving head directly after snargle-farting without properly cleansing themselves beforehand.
Person 1: Dude, wtf were you doing? You were in there for like 30 minutes!

Person 2: Man, I had to snargle-fart.

Person 3: Nice!
by mazx222 May 15, 2010
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