Morningwood blues

The strong emotional sensation associated with morning wood, or waking up with a boner. It usually results in minor depression and having to pee, only cured by a severely guilt inducing masturbation session to underaged midget porn.

Santiago: aye, compadre, I almost killed my self after watching Lisa Ann take it from a ten year old three footer but it was the only way to get rid of that often morningwood blues.

Phil- whatever man, Ya gotta do what u you gotta do.

by Shazeef January 8, 2015

Blue bath

The blue water inside a porta-potty

Hey did you see that kid get a blue bath when I knocked over that porta potty?

by Pauly Blart September 17, 2016

blue razz

a blowjob given by Sonic the Hedgehog wherein he periodically blows a raspberry on the tip

A: B, why do you look so tired?
B: I was up pretty late last night. I just couldn't get off...until I saw a video of Knuckles getting a blue razz. He came four times, dude!

by _hexx23 November 12, 2019

varsity blues

Varsity Blues is a timeless movie in which a second string quarterback Jonathan Moxon (James Van Der Beek) suddenly must take the spotlight after starting QB Lance Harbor (Paul Walker) suffers a career-ending knee injury. Along with his rowdy bunch of teammates, “Mox” must live up to the fierce expectations of antagonistic head coach Bud Kilmer (Jon Voight) and secure a Texas division title

Guy1: “Aye what we watching tonight?”
Guy 2: “What the fuck do you think? An American Classic, Varsity Blues!”
Guy 1: “Damn fucking straight!”

by makeouthill420 December 30, 2019

Blue Panther

A college football team that covers on O/U wager but loses on point spread wager.

Georgia State pulled a typical Blue Panther against Arkansas State.

by DevilAnse October 15, 2020

blue diarrhea

when a smurf is having a massive shit, but ends up having diarrhea colored blue.

i just watched the smurfs movie and in this one scene, one smurf was having blue diarrhea.

by cool1256 May 23, 2017

Blue Waffle

Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)

Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."

by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017