C.J.

noun- Derrogatory synonym for "vaginal secretion" dirrived from the first letters in the words, "cunt juice"

"She was so horny her CJ soaked right through her undies."

by Justin Butler November 17, 2003

C Spot

"Comfort" Spot, which feels euphoric right before reaching sleep at night or when going back to sleep in the morning.

"I could not wake up this morning because the C Spot felt too good to wake up"

"Hugging my marshmallow-like pillow helps me reach the C Spot"

"Sorry, I couldn't call you back last night! I reached the C Spot and slept on my phone"

by -theInsomniac- August 3, 2009

c-shift

C-shift was invented so A-shift and B-shift didn't have to work every other day at the fire station. They are in touch with their feminine side. If you work overtime on c-shift you will get stuck watching the Lifetime Channel or Dancing With the Stars. Forget about football or any other sports. C-shifters are also known as the maids of the fire department because they love to clean the station every shift. Their favorite day is station day. In fact you may see c-shifters fight over who is going to clean the bathroom or mop the floor. When they graduate from the academy they are issued skirts, aprons, and their favorite cleaning tool of choice. C-shift is also known as the care bears of the three shifts because they think every call is a chance for them to be a shoulder to cry and and they are on scene forever trying to figure out whether to transport the patient or not. They also complain about everything. If a c-shifter won the powerball they would find something to complain and cry about. Last but not least you couldn't depend on anyone on c-shift to give you decent relief. If their lives depended getting to the station before 7:45AM they would all die. In conclusion the "c" in c-shift stands for complaining, crying, cleaning, care bears, and constantly late.

I am supposed to take my kid to school this morning but there isn't anyone to relieve me yet. Good old c-shift relief......

Who filled up the DVR with "Dancing With the Stars" and erased the football game? It must have been c-shift!

by Mr smith 1890 May 5, 2016

C.A.R.L.

CARL - Stands for, Cocks Are Really Long. Used mostly by Females to the extent of the size of their partners. A very rarely used term. Also used is C.A.R.B, Meaning Cocks Really Big.

A "Black Carl", or a "White Carl", used for reference with the Black men's penis myth.

My God, the White and Black C.A.R.L. are so different!

by Bffgoodrich June 27, 2007

c block

the area of Glen Ridge that is within a blocks distance of carteret park. basically where all the bros live

c block is where all the bros chill

by ChloePowell May 17, 2011

C.o.C

A rap group formed in harlem in 1993 consisting of Big L, Mcgruff, Mase, Killa Kam(Cam'ron) and Bloodshed. Before they could get a deal, the rappers went their different ways, Mase signing with Bad boy, Cam'ron got a deal, and Mcgruff was killed in a car accident. One of the most talented groups to never make it big. Marketed to be like the Wu-tang clan, except exclusive to Harlem artists.

This money be temptin me, to jump out the MPV, empty 3
clips of hollow tips with no sympathy
since 14 I sold morphine for more green
kept open a nautica coat under the draw sting
and watched out for cops, squad cars, and beamerz
and laundry ninas
flea the country to Argentina
laid back in the beach (yeah)
coastin with commuters
smokin the buddahs, on the cruiseline boat to Aruba
for awhile yo, pump the vowel so, I can pile dough
then become a Harlem Kingpin just like Al Po'
get paid so, I can lay low, in San Diego
with yay-o so I can ship it out whenever I say so

C.o.C: Mase- American Dreams

by Ian21622 July 16, 2008

C-0

A gang of truly ghettofied gangster girls, who always show off their sexiness and class while consistently defeating their rival gang, P:9

"Hey, look at that hot girl, she must be in C-0"

by 1/4 of C-0 August 13, 2004