Dirty Decoteau

When a fucking idiot drops a buster full of weed or the remaining keif in the bottom chamber

"Wheres the weed?" "Brandon the fuckhead dirty decoteau'd it"

by YanThebabykiller January 22, 2016

Dirty kieren

When a builder has a boner and nowhere to hang his tool so instead milks it dry and makes a cup of tea with the ectoplasm

I fancy a cup of dirty kieren

by Holdenmahairline July 2, 2021

Dirty Nance

Its when a group of little people (at least 4) dressed as monkeys are sent to kidnap a person, tie him or her up, draw penises all over him or her, piss on him or her, and crap in his or her mouth before walking away. Its named after a monkey in the famous show "Lancelot Link Secret Chimp".

While vacationing in California, my friend was the target of a Dirty Nance causing him to walk home from the beach smelling of urine and feces.

by Friday Happy Hour - Poll This May 27, 2020

Dirty Spike

When you ejaculate into a man's arse and allow said ejaculate to drip out. Then the catcher smears the ejaculate around the receivers face.

My boyfriend gave me a dirty spike last night.

by Tramadol Nights November 14, 2020

dirty kaylum

After finishing a game of fortnite the man pulls out his Wang and nuts in his games console

Poggers, let me pull a dirty kaylum

by Baldboi October 10, 2020

dirty rebbeca

When a girl goes ass to mouth and eats the chocolate kiss on the tip of the dick

She likes dirty rebbecas

by Jack of all master of none March 15, 2021

dirty shaley

When you take the oldest leftovers you have in your fridge and cram them into a girls asshole, then viciously pound her slop bucket until you release your special sauce and feed it to her afterwards.

She said she was hungry, so I made her a dirty Shaley

by Parikeet March 31, 2020