up jump the boogie

A war cry, similar to "Let's Rock!" or "Let's get it on!". Used to charge into battle or start a fight. Taken from Kid Rock's Bawitdaba.

Ninja 1 - "Do you really think you can defeat me?"
Ninja 2 - "Up jump the boogie"
They fight!

by gourry_1 March 26, 2006

Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

by Atlec November 3, 2005

wake up and smell the doodoo

The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.

A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.

A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.

Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.

by dwayne May 11, 2004

when the economy picks up

Common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to:

1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something.
2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word "mañana.")
3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream.

1. There's no point in looking for a job until the economy picks up.
2. I'll start my business when the economy picks up.
3. Unemployment levels will go back down to the levels they were in the late 1990s when the economy picks up.

by wouldaben January 7, 2011

up your ass and to the left

A term that Joe Gatto coined from Impractical Jokers

"Where is Main Street?"
"Up your ass and to the left"

by AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken618 February 19, 2018

Lord up in of this time bitch

Declaration of one's presence in the current time and place wherein the phrase is declared. One is also a time lord.

Humanity: Blimey, the daleks are invading again. Who will save us this time?
Time Lord: Lord up in of this time bitch!
Humanity: :D

by fat virgin June 18, 2010

Done Up Like a Kipper

British idiom for one who has been totally bamboozled or taken advantage of by another.

Friend A: You just bought a gold watch from the street vendor for 100 quid?

Friend B: Yeah, mate, nice watch, isn't it?

Friend A: Eh, boy, you've been done up like a kipper!

by ripeness November 9, 2012