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Tiktok well

A Tiktok well is a deep hole in social media

that a user becomes trapped in, the longer they spend online the deeper they go, to the point where you get home from work sit down have a scroll, you check the clock and 3 hours have passed 😬. The social media equivalent to a Ket hole if you will. Many a snowflake and millennial have tried to escape the deep grasp of the Tiktok hole, only to become trapped and enthralled in pointless cat videos and kitchen hacks.
I'm stuck in a Tiktok well.

"Hi Jerry, I can't come in to work today I was up all night in a Tiktok Well."

"Ah well, your not actually on the rota for today, but It does however explain where you have been AWOL for yesterday's shift. What have I told you about diving to deep?"
by The punny rascal July 20, 2022
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well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!
by BigWu July 28, 2022
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All is Well

What up family, I hope your All is Well.
by Shoalinstyle7 June 8, 2022
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Well buddy

Universal phrase to use in excitement, betrayal, conflict, or when something bad happens.

You can use this phrase in many ways.
Example 1: depressing
Person 1: “Can I have this dance?”
Person 2: “no.”
Person 1: “Welll buddy..😔”
Example 2; excitement

“I just..won a new car!! WELL BUDDYY THIS IS GREAT!!
by swagdad420 June 15, 2022
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Amber Murelle Wells

Sociopath. Lazy. Worse than a slob. Skanky and nasty.
Omg! Did you see how disgusting her house was. There was even shitty diapers on the kitchen counter and she don’t even care. She is such an Amber Murelle Wells
by SugarPieQueenBee June 29, 2022
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Kaleigh Wells

No one is badder than me. I'm the baddest. Im the queer of my throne and period thats all
by Stank Fishy K August 26, 2022
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Well

And you know damn well that claims about my identity can be substantiated in a way that the claims about a transgender's identity can not.
Hym "You know damn well that with access to the right information I can substantiate any claim I've made about identity. According to Megyn you have (on some level) substantiated them yourself. And the difference between what I did and what you're doing is that I did it un-ironically. I un-ironically did exactly what you said, it didn't work for shit in practice, but it was wildly successful in theory. And NOW, you are trying to you're trying to deny me the outcome the success of the theory would grant so that I have no choice but accept the outcome your bullshit would grant in practical application. Which is nothing because it doesn't work outside of the theory unless you're content being a mediocre slave who does all of the work while women fuck cripples instead of you."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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