wanker

somebody who slags chippys off

that posh twats a wanker he is always slagging chippies off

by sic puppy1 December 14, 2022

Wanker

An average bloke who fancies himself as extremely important, talented and handsome.

1.Did you see Jack Grealish sky that sitter with his rolled up shorts, fancy headband and hair? I think he was wearing eye liner. What an absolute Wanker!
2. Total Wanker

by Pep Guardiolo December 28, 2022

Wanker

Dick

Donald Trump is a wanker.

by Baybosumoodace December 29, 2022

wanderloathe

The opposite of wanderlust. A strong desire or urge to return home.

"Hey, wanna go to the store after we get food?" "Nah, I'm getting wanderloathe just thinking about it."

by BiggerTiddyVampireGF January 16, 2023

Wanger

Doing a shot of your favourite liquor out of a used condom

Hey baby want to do a wanger ill cum in the condom you grab the fireball

by Wanger man January 27, 2023

wanker bombs

The act of catapulting your favorite jelly beans of a male erection into your mouth

Steve: "Damnit Dale, shoot me one of those wanker bombs, strawberry please!"

by Magic Nate February 20, 2023

Wanker

An individual that in this case is thought to be very kind and generous

“Look at that wanker over there” or “Oi you little wanker”

by BlakeWWFC February 24, 2023