one pump

when an attractive girl is so hot, that if one were to grasp one's penis firmly, one could only hold their load for a single pump.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find,

not to be confused with no pump or two pump

Guy 1 - 'daaayumm! check that babe out! hands down, she's a one pump'
Guy 2 - 'truuuu! she's dimee'

Guy 1 - yooo, check her outt
Guy 2 - she's defs a one pump..
Guy 1 - get on that, bro
Guy 2 - chea right, it's hard enough for me to get with a two pump !

by millarke March 01, 2011

One and Done

The action of leaving the lobby in a Fighting Game like Street Fighter or Super Smash Bros after winning 1 time after losing consecutively against the same person. Hence the name- "One and Done"

*Player 1 beats Player 2 8 times in a row. Player 2 then wins game 9 and leaves the lobby instantly after the win.*

Player 1: "Lmao the One and Done"

by Yukari Takeba December 29, 2019

The One Shoe

A shoe that has lost it's SOLE mate, ha ha. A disgarded lonely shoe, that can be seen on any street across the nation, symbol of disposible society.

You know, there’s a lot of things wrong with the world, famine, war, slavery, rape,
abuse, drugs, the list goes on. But let’s not talk about them; let’s talk about the serious
stuff. For instance, The One Shoe.

by Beadle September 30, 2003

snap one

to take a shit or to otherwise defecate

Where's the bathroom cause I gotta snap one

by dick February 15, 2005

A bendy one

What you say as a response when someone says they are "as straight as a ruler"

Tim: What? You think I'm... I'll tell you right now, that I'm as straight as a ruler
Bob: A bendy one.

by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

One or many

The option given to someone acting reckless in any given situation. The individual in question is given the question "one or many" in reference to how many times they will have to get hit in the face before they shut the fuck up.

"You were disrespecting my homeboy for real dude. One or many?"
"What?! Get out of my roooooommmm!"
"Many."
*First person proceeds to hit the second one in the face 8 times*

by Js1112 September 06, 2011

That One Fag

A name given to internet comedian Ray William Johnson by some of his audience.

ME: Did you watch RWJ's episode yesterday?
Friend: Are you talking about that one fag?

by Phoxiel September 10, 2011