Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.
Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!
by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019
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squirrel sauce

squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013
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squirrel jones

squirrel jones is my god
by jammypop April 10, 2017
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Squirrel

Crowley: Moose, Squirrel.
by Deanxcas March 03, 2021
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squirrel

a fuck boy basically who is just trying to get their nut and not a relationship.
girl 1: "are you guys going to date"

girl 2: "nah i think he's a squirrel"
by craildaddy February 28, 2017
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Squirrel

A discreet way to point out a very attractive female.

Doubletake Whiplash worthy

Pl. Squirrels
Ex: "What're you lookin at babe?"

"Oh just the squirrels"

"I got some nuts for that squirrel"
by beadleblazr43 July 03, 2018
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