Slap List

A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.
My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.

Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.

More commonly used as "the list".
by Puffy Art December 18, 2013
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jelly slap

Boston student street art campaign raising awareness of harbor pollution through exaggerated representations of the common moon jellyfish.
Man, was that wall jelly slapped.
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watermelon slap

The act of slapping a woman's breast. Especially a woman with large breasts the size of watermelons.
Man Shauna has such big breasts, I just had to give her a watermelon slap.
by Narbles November 27, 2014
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slapping strawberries

While in the act of double penetration, the two males have their nut sacks slapping against each other.
Man, while doubling this chick, James and I were slapping strawberries
by Sepp Dogg December 09, 2007
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Pleasure Slap

A slap for pleasure~ You high five each other as HARD as you can, then move your hand away and enjoy the tingling sensation.

Enjoying pleasure slap does not necessarily mean that the person is masochistic, just clearing that up before people jump to conclusions.
Deimantė ''Pleasure slap?''
Ktay '' Alright''

*High fives hard*
Ktay '' That was crap let's do it again.''
Deimantė- ''Mmmkay''

*High fives super hard*

Ktay and Deimantė at the same time ''Ooooh yeah ;D''

p.s. males generally tend to provide a more forceful slap, therefore moar pleasure~. Try it out on your friends ;)
by underthechocolattemoon January 05, 2010
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point slap

A means of resolving a conflict by physically pointing at someone, and then slapping them so hard that they get the point.
That bitch Jessica told me that she fucked Ben, so I had to point slap her.
by Bizznasty July 25, 2005
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slap-chopped

To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.
I just totally slap-chopped this salad!
by Kari206 January 20, 2010
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