He eats potato's, he likes girls and they both run away from him, his balls are generally large and explode if you touch them.
Johnny Moylan, in song "I can put my balls in your jaws your jaws, balls in your jaws, can iieee, can iieeeee"
esshay, ima shank ya booo
Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
esshay, ima shank ya booo
Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lol man 69696969696969696969 December 07, 2021
A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.
Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!
Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
by Greg fipher January 01, 2024
Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.
by Opulentbitch February 06, 2023
When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"
by Mr.DepresoExpresso June 06, 2021
A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.
I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone
Hiding in the closet while your friends get in trouble, and once they find you, you act like you don't know whats going on.
by ac91 May 14, 2013
you KNOW what this means!
by KniveZzz June 20, 2022