Cooter Spit

Vaginal fluids excreted usually (but not necessarely) with extreme force.

1) When Emily orgasms I usually get shot in the eye with cooter spit.

2) I have to take a shower because my junk is covered in cooter spit.

3) Rachel hates when i complain about her cooter spit.

by Alexander Constantine October 29, 2005

slit knife cut

Meaning epic failure. Derived from the battlefield 2 player Slit-Knife-Cut// who was caught hacking and claimed to be in league making game hacks with a well known hacker, Ramzi.

Slit Knife Cut: I got about 1300 scripts, incrypted and ready for compilement.
Slit Knife Cut: I'm gonna be bringing out a new revolution of hacks.

by t-man33 January 16, 2008

I Spit On Your Grave

A highly underrated b-rate horror flick from the '70s, directed by Meir Zarchi. The film stars Camille Keaton (grand-niece of Buster Keaton) as a young NYC writer who decides to take a brief hiatus in the woodland (in this film, the woodland is a small Connecticut town) to concentrate on her first novel. While working on her novel, she is surrounded by a group of stereotypical rednecks who rape her repeatedly (for about 21 minutes; one of the longest rape scenes in history), leaving her to perish. The gang convinces one of its retarded members (Matthew) to do the dirty work and kill the young girl, but he never kills her, and instead lies to the gang, telling them he stabbed her to death. Naturally pissed off beyond belief, the woman gets herself together, collects her thoughts, and exacts a series of revengeful acts on each member of the gang -- she hangs one man, castrates another (one of the most chilling murder scenes in horror movie history), chops another in the back, and butchers the last one with the blades from a speedboat engine. Upon release, the movie was higly criticized as being nothing more than a glorification of rape and masochism, but upon closer viewing, one can clearly see that the movie in no way glorifies rape. The film does, however, provide a brutally honest, vivid account of rape, as well as a chilling account of revenge. The movie received an X rating upon its release, and was banned in many countries. It is currently available on DVD.

I Spit On Your Grave is one hell of a film.

by Cyclonus June 11, 2006

Dick Spit

1. When your weiner throws up.

2. Kinda like camel spit, but out your dick.

"Sip sip on my dick spit."

"Dude I totally shot my dick spit like 4 feet."

by PA Gangster April 26, 2006

spilt

(Predicate Adjective)

Something that is so messed up that it cannot be fixed.

That test was spilt; I couldn't answer a single question.

My essay is a complete mess. This shit is spilt, man.

That treehouse my dad built me was really spilt - all of the boards kept falling off.

by MergeOverMove November 28, 2012

wank splat

commonly used as an insult but often refered to the very messy end of a wanking session if not using your wank jammies...

guy1:dude that was weak!!
guy2:shut up you wank splat.

i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...

by shaun p July 19, 2005

bacon slit

Another word to describe the edges of a womans vagina.

I want to fill that bacon slit with my meat.

by L man June 12, 2006