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Spider karma

The cosmic principle that dictates that whenever you kill a spider, a larger spider will scare you at some point in the future.
I safely catch the spider in a cup to release him outside so I can maintain good spider karma.
by anonymous October 24, 2023
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spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.
Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022
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Spider

A spider is when a skinny man is in doggy style position on his hands and feet and has a really extreme fat woman behind him in the same position forming the eight legs and she connects her face to his asshole and tounge punches it. Her fatness represents the back of the spider and the skinnyness represents the small part of the spider.
Hey have you been spidered yet
by Dingle berry stew November 4, 2015
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soothing spider

When you on a dating APP and the guy compliments your hair and wanted to “stroke it soothingly like a spider trapped in your hair”
Hey Kat, you’re hair is beautiful, I’d like to soothing spider that
by 13wez September 30, 2023
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Spider Queen

A Deity who took the form of a half-human half-spider as the physical manifestation of arachnophobia. She travels to many realms to conquer and make her appearance known by taunting, pestering those who dares defy her queenly reign.commonly found in any place with a chat room discord, reddit any form of media with a chatroom with the intent to make her presense known no matter the consequences. If you ever encounter her respect the unknown, keep calm or end up like the ones who tried insanity slowly encompass them.
spider queen refers to the one over all spiders the one has control over all spiders no matter species
by Arackin May 19, 2024
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Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021
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Spider

Spider it’s not a name that just anyone gets it’s a name to work for it’s a name that stands out because no one have that name it means Beautiful and love. It means your special that there is no one like you a spider is a beautiful creature just like you and to the person who picked that Nickname out for you they are a very special person in your heart so never let them go because if someone makes you a nickname to stick that means they are a partner to stick
Hi spider , do your head hurt?
by Ghosty101 July 25, 2025
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