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spider blance

The spider blance is a proven technique
In female pleasure 🤘. The spider blance is in the same family as 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink (shocker)
I pulled last night and used the spider blance and she gushed aa ower da place.
Boooomf!!!

Put your hand in the position of spider man about to shoot a web and use your ring finger and middle finger to work its magic. Booomf!!
by 6ora10shocker August 3, 2021
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Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider

A spider-like creature unique to the house of yanyan.
Wow! That's a big Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider you got there!
by cassoy August 4, 2021
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Spider

Eight-legged arachnid that many are disgusted or scared of/by. They are thousands of types, but only a handful are poisonous. They are typically timid, and won’t bite unless threatened( breaking egg sac/ spider web, messing with web, etc.). That’s all.
Ew! A spider
2: That’s not even a spider.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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Spider

Ahh yes, the spider. An 8-legged same game multi placed with one of the various betting agencies. Generally reserved for rugby league, a spider will consist of many anytime try scorers, margins, total points over/under and team first to score.
Hey Garry, you going to put a spider on tonight's footy match ?
by Oyster August 12, 2021
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Spider Pussy

getting fingered is spider pusey as hell 😶 🌫️😶 🌫️😶 🌫️
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spider 2y banana

Anything that's complex and not easily understood by a layperson; to intentionally obfuscate or confuse someone with verbiage.
Damn dude, I just asked you for the time, and you went all spider 2y banana on me!
by dauntless5 September 1, 2021
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Spider

Hey that’s spider
by Ugha June 1, 2021
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