Shmosing

When a retard named Carter decides it's about time that he locks in when hes actually gooning constantly. When Carter locks in by gooning

Yo this retard Carter wont stop shmosing

by Smolinga December 2, 2025

Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.

I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!

by Baby horse September 30, 2013

juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best

Juan Simon is da bomb

by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016

jacob simes

An amazing guy I have always loved him.

I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.

Jacob Simes is my love.

by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016

casey simms

A girl who has no standards, she a hoe. Also looks like a boy not titties no booty. Bitch would fuck ANYBODY .

Boy: I'm horny

Other boy: hit that bitch Casey Simms she'll fuck anything even your ugly ass

by Bad woe June 23, 2016

pedro simões

Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb

"Pedro Simões is a skinny penis"

by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017