crap salad 

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.

i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.

crap salad by "the ryan" October 28, 2007

frogeye salad 

The best thing to ever come out of Utah. Contains small pellet sized pasta, cool whip, mandarin oranges, pineapple, mini marshmallows, and a list of other secret ingredients that make it the shiznit. It is associated with hasty bowel movements and slight retardation.

"I went to Utah and all I got was this lousy Karl Malone t-shirt."
"Really? Because I went to Utah and all I got was a huge bowl of that frogeye salad and it put me in a coma."

frogeye salad by the clam man June 26, 2009

Serbian Salad 

A code name for cannabis when being sold over the table from a food court vender

This word was made famous when an un suspecting drug dealer accidently whispered, if you want pot ask for a Serbian salad to an off duty cop.

Drug dealer: Hey you in the blue suit if you want pot ask for a Serbian Salad

Cop: Your all under arrest for being stupid

Serbian Salad by blashada October 18, 2012

bagged salad 

Literally anything and everything is bagged salad. Used to describe everything.

"That's bagged salad, brah."

bagged salad by TwinkieToaster1 April 27, 2014

kale salad

marijuana, weed, kush

"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"

kale salad by arden69420 February 16, 2017

Horny salad

When you fuck a bitch and cum in her poopy ass and she shits it in a bowl and you cut her toes off and put it in their and eat their nipples and lactate for the dressing and eat her fat hairy bitch shit on nigga fart cock poop ass shit whore niggers don’t deserve rights fuck minorities

I live horny salads faggot

Horny salad by Foebapmctweaknem March 6, 2020

Dropping egg salad 

when you cropdust or fart, and it leaves a terrible, strong, smell that is of egg salad

Matt could not order his food because of the smell

Waitress: And what would you like?
Matt: (coughing) I can't talk...it smells terrible
Waitress: yea, I know, I'm nervous, it's my first day, so I'm dropping egg salad, I'm sorry.
Matt: oh...so it was you...I'll have some tuna
Waitress: sorry, that was me too

Dropping egg salad by mattmann April 23, 2010