shit scared

Scared to the point where you shit yourself. (Usually not meant literally.)

When that truck left the road, man I was shit scared!

by curryfan September 26, 2005

shit murder

Like a murder with blood splatter, but in this case with shit splatter.

I was pounding her in the ass, when i pulled out she sprayed shit all over the place. It was a shit murder!!!!

by BokCh0y October 03, 2007

shit for brains

1. Stupid. Careless.

2. A person evincing these characteristics.

1. "What a shit for brains thing to do."

2. "That shit for brains Bob left the oven on when he left for Jamaica."

by Famous Mortimer January 24, 2003

shit bombed

To be insanely drunk. Drunk to the point where you don't remember a god damn thing the next morning. So drunk you wake up the next morning with bruises, cuts, puke, piss, and pizza sauce on yourself and have no clue where they came from.

So destroyed you wake up the next morning and say "I really need to re-evaluate my life"

Man, Joe got so shit bombed last night, he puked on the taxi driver and passed out in the neighbors bushes.

by jdgreger September 30, 2005

shit talker

people who gossip behind other's back

She's a shit talker and many people wants to jump her for that.

by trinh February 28, 2005

horse shit

being worse then bull shit.

Situation: Dealer pulls a 21 when you have a 20.

Response: "This is horse shit!"

by Fatboy October 31, 2003

shit sickle

That which hangs from a dog's ass in extremely cold weather.

That maingy mutt needs a cut! Look at all those shit sickles hanging from his ass!

by digger January 02, 2005