River lip

What you get from getting with nasty women 🤢

Damn bro did you see who Cole got with? Nah but I’ve heard that bitch got a case of the river lip

by Sullysbirds October 23, 2019

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river pits

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.

Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."

by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009

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Draggin' The River

To prepare a recovery effort for a corpse in a river

Well if things get worse, I can't shake this curse
Then start draggin' the river for me

by Goodboah1899 July 6, 2023

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Nile River

When A Young Woman uses a plastic fork to stab her vaginal canal to the point of bleeding and lets the discharge flow into a masturbating midgets mouth she stands atop of butt naked.

Luke: I can't believe you let them each drink a Nile River.
Jackie: It's all in good fun!.

by GreekRocket November 23, 2024

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When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.

My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards

by Jordiablo April 10, 2024

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