Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.

I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.

by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022

River

River is hot, and he is also my boyfriend.

Hi River! I Love You. <5333

by ckirabryn April 9, 2022

Giver on the river

When you’re fuckin giviner

“Damn Johnny’s really fuckin giviner on the river over there”

“I’m gonna need you guys to giver on their river today”

“Giver on the river bud”

by anonymous February 18, 2022

Jourdan River Steamer

When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer

She loves getting a Jourdan River Steamer on the dock.

by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022

River

a mean person who acts tuff and strong but is actually a softie. They are the most caring person you will ever meet. Once they find something they love they will cherish it with all their heart. They have a great smile and amazing hair. They also tend to cry a lot and fail to hide it. they mean everything they say and never go back on their promises. They are someone im grateful to meet and hope i spend the rest of my life with.

wow river is so funny, i love that guy!

by pissfart6000 March 6, 2022

Pine River Pond

A small lake in New Hampshire.
The best place to spend your summers
as a child & teenager!

"What are you doing this summer?
I'm spending it at Pine River Pond!"

by ange February 5, 2005

snowy river

when 2 men get to together and have sex one comes in anothers ass and then the other partner eats the "cumed on shit" which has been ejected for the partner to eat

"i gave him a snowy river last night"

by kieryn May 16, 2004