Taint Paint

Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.

"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"

"Nasty! What happened!?"

"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "

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by Seanafee November 6, 2015

Peruvian Paint Party

When a man shits on a woman, then uses his cock to paint the feces all over the woman's body.

hey babe are you up for a Peruvian paint party tonight?

by Urbancowboy201 June 6, 2017

War paint

The skidmark you leave when you're titty fucking a chick and your bare asshole scrapes across her stomach.

Remind me not to titty fuck my girlfriend after taco night- there was war paint all up and down that bitches abdomen.

by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017

Watching paint dry

Used to describe Manchester United.

I didn’t do much today, i was watching paint dry.

by Kopthis October 3, 2019

Pussy Paint Job

A sexual act in which a female is riding ones face in a sitting position until dripping sweat & pouring cum, then keeps riding.

Last night I let Sandy give me a Pussy Paint Job & i almost drowned from my mouth full of so much cum & piss.

by Back Pack Jack April 28, 2020

Crazy people paint

When mentally disturbed people used human excrement as an art material

I went to visit my nan in the old peoples home yesterday and she'd written her name on the wall in crazy people paint

by Dan the Bastard June 15, 2011

putting a coat of paint on the door

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.

Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.

by fredthebigreddog December 26, 2015