UStop Pee Stopper

The UStop Pee Stopper (patent pending) is a urine deflector to prevent passage of urine through the gap under the toilet seat onto clothes/floor. It is
Secure
Washable
Single piece
Innovative design
Can close toilet cover
Universal fit for toilet seats
The UStop Pee Stopper helps banish urine spillage.
by Innovations and More November 08, 2018
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After Nut Pee

When a male has trouble passing urine, urinating hurts, urine is cloudy, or goes into multiple streams shortly after he ejaculates
I got some After Nut Pee on my Crocs
by Heyitsj000 April 02, 2019
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Pee Red and Chunky

When you pee and it comes out red and chunky.
Dude: "Why is my pee red and chunky?"

Woman:"What are you doing in my house?!"
by My Pee is Red and Chunky May 05, 2019
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Tele-pee-thic

Tele-pee-thic – the system dogs use to communicate with each other through encoded messages in their urine. A dog will send a tele-pee-thic message, like “beware of the postman”, by relieving itself on a bush, fire hydrant, grass, etc. Then another dog will come along, smell the urine spot to receive the message, then reply with a courtesy pee on the same location stating “Callie received your message-thanks”
Rover bravely sent a tele-pee-thic message to all other dogs in the area by urinating on Mrs Jone’s rose bushes. The message sent was “Nice flowers, but a mean lady will yell at you if you leave a message here”
by PoorDavid December 28, 2022
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Pee In Your Vagina

A male pissing in a woman's vagina for pleasure. Is not adviced. Don't do it. It's gross. Please. She'll hate you.
by Anonononomoos January 06, 2018
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Sleeping Pee-wee

The insertion of the male flaccid penis into the vaginal or anal cavity after shrinking the penal area with cold ice water.
Performing the task of entering with an ice cold, small, noodle like member into a tight hole.

Hence the Sleeping pee-wee.
To enhance challenge, and make sexual contact last longer.
by Stray thoughts October 06, 2013
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sneeze jet pee

when you sneeze and you pee faster
i just sneeze jet pee and it felt so good
by buckbuck278 January 28, 2022
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