skampy pants

Those nasty Red Lobster bitches who don't have shit and think that eating at Red Lobster is the end-all be-all of high cuisine. You bitches know who I'm talking to... y'all make your man take you to Red Lobster, cuz it's over-priced frozen-ass nasty seafood, but it's expensive, so you make your man take you there and drop a $150 tab on dinner for two, then when he takes you home to fuck ya, you got shrimp scampi all over ya damn pants, and ya smell like shit. Ya smell like a nasty ass shrimp that's been pissed on and rolled in garlic.

Skampy-pants called me again today, man... damn Red Lobster groupie won't take the claws out.

by g[x] April 30, 2004

pumpkin pants

A man who enjoys putting cold gourds against his genitals in public settings. A debauche, freak, sexual pervert; A real Devin.

Also tend to cause traumatic events for children around Halloween

"Hey did you hear how Devin fucked that pumpkin in the dining hall"

"Yeah hes a real pumpkin pants"

by Blarghinheim January 17, 2009

sagging pants

Means your open for buisness in prison. (Gay people rape you in prison when ur pants down)

Brian:Bro why you have sagging pants?
Stewie:Cause it’s cool man.
Brian:No that just means your open for buisness.

Stewie:Like Job Buisness?
Brian:No like rape in the ass buisness.
Stewie:*pulls up pants and puts belt on*

by Kingjupiter April 29, 2018

Pant Licker

a grubby individual who picks food off his pants and eats it.

Jeff Thomas is a pant licker

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Tan-pants

When used in a sentence one could say; "she's so 'Tan-pants'" which means a yuppie chick or guy that live in the most surburban part of an urban city.

Example "The Gold Coast area in Chicago, is so Full of 'Tan-Pantsers'"
Or "Josh is such a 'tan-pantser'" he's watching football all weekend long at that yuppie college bar in Lincoln Park." "Tracy is so 'Tan-Pants' with her stupid Tiffany jewelry."

by TheGirlTokyo April 29, 2005

Spaff Pants

A term of endearment. To be said to someone you think very highly of.

"'ello Spaff Pants."

"Love ya Spaff Pants!"

by A. Cockage October 04, 2006

pants-poop

Poop that has been hanging out in your (or someone elses) pants.

It smelled like pants-poop in there because Jimmy had soiled his jeans yesterday and left them on the floor. They were full of pants-poop.

by Miss Toni Montana March 08, 2008