Blarghinheim's definitions

pumpkin pants

A man who enjoys putting cold gourds against his genitals in public settings. A debauche, freak, sexual pervert; A real Devin.

Also tend to cause traumatic events for children around Halloween

"Hey did you hear how Devin fucked that pumpkin in the dining hall"

"Yeah hes a real pumpkin pants"

by Blarghinheim January 16, 2009