Wine Glass for Orange Juice

A metaphor for when a person uses fancy or verbose language to communicate a simple thing.

"Jerry talks too much, he thinks big talk will make us all look stupid."

"My thoughts exactly, he's using a wine glass for orange juice!"

by Dabloom October 24, 2025

Glass

Glass is a terrible thing that has been me because when it breaks it shatters and when it shatters it turns into tiny pieces and win you were no shoes in your house for the past three months and think the glasses God you cut yourself or one of those tiny pieces of glass

I cut my foot on glass.glass is so annoying

by anonymous March 21, 2021

stained glass window

when a blunt smokin', 40 drinkin'(pronounced foe-tee), gat wavin' n!gga gets medevil on anotha mutha f*cka by poppin a cap in the n!gga's head, and spraying brains and blood all up on the windows, like that sh!t be some mutha f*ckin cathedral's windows.

terrel! Damn n!gga that's 2 stained glass windows already, i just got out, you betta stop cappin' honky's, its just not even fair.. and i don't wanna go back to tossin salads.

by R-Dogg September 6, 2003

glass gash

The result when you light up someone who has a sandy vagina.

I lit up Yang this week in fantasy football and turned his sandy vagina into a glass gash.

by CrashNBernie October 23, 2019

Heart-shaped Glasses

Referring to looking at someone and seeing y'all potentially be more than just friends.

Nah when I see her it’s like I have heart-shaped Glasses bro

by Jkrolling February 27, 2025

Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.

Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.

by SuperCoolBeas July 1, 2015

Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024