Glass House Syndrome

Glass House Syndrome explains the current state of cancel culture in society today. People point the finger at anyone with notoriety who they perceive has committed an unforgivable action, even though they themselves are usually more than guilty of the same thing in their own lives.
"That celebrity should be cancelled for being caught on camera saying mean things to their spouse in an argument" because of Glass House Syndrome!
by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 29, 2023
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mislaid glasses dilemma

Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
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wearing glasses

you love making out with big men
bro definitely loves wearing glasses
by daddy41 May 06, 2022
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glass clarinet

A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut
I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!
by Huffle-Puff-Daddy February 17, 2016
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Consume glass

To break and digest objects composed of molten sand and lye
When I'm bored and have nothing to do, I like to Consume glass every once in a while
by Joe Bidome December 13, 2021
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glass hound

I glanced Hound is a female or man that can find them anywhere and your crevice of your crack the crevice of a vagina the crevice in your cabinets or the crevice underneath your sink they can sniff it out miles away when you get home there will be you will feel violated and robbed
Oh my God I can't believe Josie glass hounded me I came home I could have swore I hid my dope in the wall that glass hounds smell them a mile away
by glass hound January 22, 2022
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