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Mort

Mort (noun)
An older individual who presents themselves as younger, or more socially palatable, within younger people’s spaces or online communities. Morts often express an interest in anime, share unusual or esoteric beliefs unprompted, and display sexual kinks that are extreme in nature. They are commonly found in communities centered around individuals—typically women—who are ten or more years younger than themselves.

Morts usually avoid disclosing their age; when they do, it is often significantly higher than expected for the community in which they participate. After interacting with a Mort, it often becomes clear why they do not spend time with peers their own age. While most Morts are men, women can also fit this description. If a Mort has children, this fact is often unmentioned until brought up, at which point it is frequently revealed that they have a strained or unusual relationship with them.

Morts frequently occupy positions of closeness to the community leader, particularly younger content creators. In some cases, a Mort may be the leader or central figure of a community themselves, cultivating an audience composed largely of much younger people. These Morts often attempt to pursue relationships—romantic or otherwise—with younger individuals in the streaming community, most often women, and such situations commonly end in scandal.

The term originates from the character Mort in the Madagascar franchise, whose behaviors are seen as analogous.
That guy in the anime server gives off total Mort vibes—he never says his age and is always hovering around the younger members.”

“Be careful, the streamer’s top donator seems like a Mort—he’s way older and a little too invested.”

“After talking to her for a while, I realized she was a Mort; she had kids but never mentioned them until much later.”

The community leader ended up being a Mort, running a server full of teenagers while pushing his own weird beliefs.”
by DIscord_lurker September 18, 2025
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Mortal Kombat

First released in 1992, Mortal Kombat is known to be the oldest video game to gain controversy due to the amount of violence — as there had not previously been any video game as violent as Mortal Kombat.
Mortal Kombat changed the landscape of gaming forever; its brutal violence sparked debates that still resonate in the industry today.
by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025
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Mortal Combat Universe

A backronym for MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), humorously referring to the overwhelming amount of violence in Marvel's latest movie "Deadpool" compared to pre-existing MCU releases.
With all the violence and crude humor in 'Deadpool', I joked that we’ve entered the Mortal Combat Universe—who knew Marvel could get this wild?
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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Marty

A big man with long arms obsessed with gluten and anime porn, either does the trick tbh. Thoroughly enjoys CP: crazy pajamas and is a registered flight instructor in Azerbaijan where he was conceived. He has never actually visited Azerbaijan but he still got certification i dont really know how that works but it does. Might have something to do with the gluten or anime porn, probably both. He really loves gluten and anime porn, and i mean really really does.
You: Yo wassup Marty wanna eat some sourdough and jork it to gear 5 monkey d luffy without his hat
Marty : Yes
by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025
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Marty Grossman

A stereotype for a rotund Jewish male who is extremely hairy. This man is often described as looking precisely like anti Jewish ww2 propaganda. Often with a very pointed long nose, and a background in either it, law, finance, or medicine such as podiatry. This man can speak with a mild to strong New York accent, and most likely has an average length penis with an extremely rotund girth that matches his physique. When walking this man tends to waddle, girating back and forth. This man could often be described as highly intelligent and charismatic, often weaseling his way into high level positions with his prowess, unfortunately this man looks like the human embodiment of a mole, and has the back hair to show for it.
Yo Brody you look like a total Marty Grossman.

Oyyy Veyy oh chutzpah the s&p is a total bear right now!
by Ritards Future Father October 7, 2025
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Moray Fried Mars Bar

The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.
"Dude, you know Tasha? I gave her a Moray Fried Mars Bar last night, I think we're in love!"
by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025
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Marty Luna

a nickname for Martin Luna, associated with Jaden Luna. Not to be confused with the zebra from Madagascar. Almost the same thing. Marty Luna is much more superior than Jaden Luna, it is a more higher position than the regular. The beginning, and how it started it all. Without Marty Luna, there would be no Jaden Luna. As point of superiority. MAIN: Marty meaning, "Not to be confused with the zebra, but just... it's bigger than black and white."
Jaden Luna: Is another version of Marty. Being the superior version of Jaden.
Person 1 - Hey Marty Luna how are you doing today!
Person 2 - I am doing great Marty Luna thanks for answering!
by JUM124 October 26, 2025
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