lick it before you stick it :P
by DizzyLizzy January 18, 2007
A vulgar and seriously demeaning phrase used when driving home an insult that intimates that you have so little respect for the person you are insulting that you are suggesting the person lick your rat’s ass instead of your own.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 05, 2021
Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.
Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".
by Cactus Head February 15, 2009
by Pablitonuts December 02, 2019
by lick_my_taint January 08, 2012
You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!
by GrandpaEster June 01, 2011
by Scotty too hottie February 16, 2015