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Joseph Whopner

A famously "tough-but-fair" TV-court judge who really "kicked a**" when it came to laying down da law.
I always believe in liberal leniency when it comes to arbitrating from da bench regarding minor wrongdoings or unintentional/unavoidable violations, but sometimes it takes a real Joseph Whopner to adequately/effectively take hardened criminals and habitual offenders to task for their serious/repeated transgressions.
by QuacksO January 30, 2022
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Joseph Takagi

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.
Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*
by In My Sights1 February 2, 2022
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he is the most scrumptious person in the fucking world so fucking hot its actually fucking ridiculous sometimes a non but when he really wants to he will and I quote FUCK FUCK FUCK. girls flock him for fucking existing and is extremely fucking hot
you you see that joseph he has been fucked like 100 times. IKR so fucking hot
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OMG look over there at that Joseph, he’s the song bird of our generation!
by Peacb September 6, 2021
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Joseph

A super cute, fun guy to be around that's always loyal to his friends or partners. He also has a very nice dick, it hurts to be away from him but once you see him again all you want to do is kiss him.
Billy Bob: is that Joseph over there?
Sean: yeah, he's so fucking hot
by Furries must be cremated September 6, 2021
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