Touhidi Jonota

A loosely organized crew of radical Muslims in Bangladesh who stir up chaos, attacking minorities, women, or anyone they label as 'un-Islamic,' often hyped by their sketchy leader Dudu Baba Mostafa Asif Arnob's obsession for women's chest.

The Touhidi Jonota rolled up to protest some Facebook post, torched a house, and blamed it on 'defending faith'—total mess.

by DuDuBabarSotru. March 6, 2025

To jont

To pee upwards and then use that pee as lube.

"Yo bro I can't wait to jont later"

by Jonter May 11, 2025

Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.

Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.

by BEK August 31, 2013

Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”

Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”

by Sigggmaaamaleee January 20, 2022

Mith My Jontreen

A synonym for the phrase "jerk my penis", often used in a more causal tone amongst friends.

Friend: hey you smell bad.
You: Why don't you go Mith My Jontreen, fucker.

by heroinjemmyTNT November 15, 2022

pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.

“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”

by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023

Jada and jonathan

The best couple ever they each belong together not matter ehat. Their relationship is a thing that every couple envys they each love and cherish eachother. No matter the situation and issue they find a way to work it out together.

Jada and Jonathan are the cutest couple ever.

I evny Jada and Jonathans relationship.

by Faithfullness November 20, 2023