When you split a six pack and a pound with your girl and then she gives you road head while you're still eating your tacos from Taco John's. While you're polishing off your potato olés and she's polishing off your knob.
by Sugar Nipps July 1, 2019
Get the Taco Johnnymug. Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025
Get the Johnniemug. Johnni is a minor character in Hallo aus Berlin, who is also Rita's friend. Although Johnny is a minor character, he did acts that were not minor at all. In episode 4, In der Stadt, Johnni causes Rolli's suicide by making him jump off of a building. Johnni also makes a terrible act in episode 6, Schule. He was found responsible for Rita's death. He stabbed her 10 times with a swiss knife.
Person 1: You know Johnni from Hallo aus Berlin?
Person 2: The pyschopath that killed the main hosts of the show?
Person 2: The pyschopath that killed the main hosts of the show?
by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023
Get the Johnnimug. The Johnny shot is when you take a shot of Malort and chase it with well tequila. No line or salt can be used.
by Doble P December 6, 2023
Get the Johnny Shotmug. June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy
by DADDYWIHBIGCOCKXX June 8, 2020
Get the fuck Johnny daymug. He is good examome of johnny
by Garmadon1 September 17, 2023
Get the Johnnymug. The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across
Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across
Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler
by Strange alias September 15, 2024
Get the Johnny Tudormug.