slow jerk

(n): One who is mentally handicapped or otherwise impaired, and also possesses little empathy towards his or her fellow human being.

Also called a "mean retard" by other jerks who are not as slow and naturally feel superior because of it.

"That Tourette's Guy on YouTube is such a slow jerk."

slow jerk by D Mo Drummer January 29, 2009

Circle Jerk 

A circle jerk is when a male or female pours blood in a circle around her/his gentitials and masturbates.

Steve: John is busy "circle-jerking" with a few of his stupid friends, wanna go have a real Circle Jerk?

Circle Jerk by JamesSmithIsHere January 31, 2015

Circle Jerk 

To do the popular dance The Jerk, in a subway with a group of atleast 3 people, while chanting "Circle jerk! Circle jerk!" enthusiastically.
It is an extremely cool way to seem sophisticated in the subway situation.

1. Stef and Ali yelled at the passangers to circle jerk with them!
2. You can't circle jerk alone.
3."You're a jerk"
-"I know"

"So let's circle jerk!"
-"Okay!"

Circle Jerk by DoubletroubleA March 1, 2010

shuttle jerk 

when a man whips out his penis and asks cookie if he wants punch his ass hole while the man licks his ball sack

hey man wanna shuttle jerk man?, you can invite you friends

shuttle jerk by COOKIEEVANJORDANLUCASNICK August 22, 2008

e-jerk off 

What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings

dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"

e-jerk off by vand3l October 11, 2008

Columbia Jerk 

Any girl that lives in Columbia thats a freak or gets freaky when drunk!

I meet this Columbia jerk at a party last and she was all up on me!

Columbia Jerk by KnockOut123 July 13, 2009

Big Jerk 

Any AJ holding in Texas Hold 'em.

References AK - Big Slick, and AQ - Big Bitch

I went all in with the Big Jerk and ran into queens.

Big Jerk by Bag of Donuts March 29, 2011