irish eyes blowjob

It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.

One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!

by Judy Shiblumi June 16, 2017

Irish Chocolate Stamp

The act of defecating on your partners breasts. Then proceeding to lower and dip your ball sack onto the feces, rubbing the poo around. Then you take your poo coated sack and gently stamp it on your partners forhead twice in two different directions to resemble the 4 leafs of a clover. For a finishing touch use your index finger and swipe a poo line down the bridge of her nose creating the stem of the 4 leaf clover.

Last night I took a poo on my girlfriends chest, but it was our anniversary and I had to do something special so I gave that bitch an Irish Chocolate Stamp.

by Tebow's Youth Group June 26, 2012

irish marathon

When you run up the stairs and then take the declining escalator, each time giving the escalator attendant a high-five in the Yankee Stadium or any other sporting event stadium. Must consume copious amounts of alcohol before attempting. First introduced by the late great Spoon-Daddy from Northern NJ

"Spoons and Adnan were at the Yankee Stadium looking for the Hard Rock Cafe when Spoons performed the Irish Marathon."

by Courtyard of the dead October 21, 2013

Irish Whip

When you put Irish cream on your penis and your partner sucks it off. They then swish it around in their mouth before spitting it in your mouth. You then make out passionately.

That bitch O'Donnell gave me the best Irish whip of my life oh my fucking god.

by Bigmansam August 5, 2015

Irish foot pump

Laying on your back and masturbating with your feet.

my hand got tired so i masturbated with my feet and it looked like i was kicking my heels like a irish.... Irish Foot Pump

by Litening May 2, 2009

An Irish drunk

Every Irish male that ever existed since alcohol was discovered. This isn't actually true but it is a rather well known stereotype.

My friend and me got wasted and he acted like An Irish drunk

by SomeDouchebagThatHatesPeople September 6, 2015

irish boxer

to slap a girl in the nose with your boner till she bleeds

i gave her an irish boxer last night look at her nose.

by gatorboy34974 February 22, 2009