horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

horse girl

somebody over obsessed with horses and unbearably annoying, can be seen wearing shirts that have to do with horses or plaid button ups, with boot cut jeans and boots.

i saw horse girl Samantha galloping to class

by stupidhorsegirl1233 August 1, 2020

Party Horse

A heavy set homosexual male

Wow, Jackson is such a party horse.

by DARYL THE DIXION February 16, 2019

horny horse

someone very horny

Jet loong is a horny horse

by chickensz February 16, 2020

Get to the horses

A scenario in the future that everybody knows is unlikely or unattainable, but plans around anyway.

I'd invest in Bitcoin, but I think I'll wait until I get to the horses and have paid back all my student loans.

by Twizzard May 31, 2018

muka horse

when a person stabs another person any where in the body and inserts a penis- scence (the emos) people do this during blodd orgys

garret muka horsed ryan when he was passed hot getting the sick bloddy pleasure vampires have

by lt hindu pimp bitch December 9, 2008

Horse Blanket

An indescribable experience that will put you at the top of the leaderboard with all those GNAR points.

Man, that horse blanket was so rad last night. I can't even describe it. All I know is I won the game of Gnar.

by horseblanket69 March 4, 2020