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Goon

Lots of definitions but in the UK means, muppet, idiot, sucker(US)

used to tease someone in a joke/flirtatious way
Eg. Him: “nawww your so cute uno x😍”
Her: “haha ur such a goon X”
by Yosupfam September 9, 2018
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The Goon Machine

A guy who ejaculates 15+ times a day.
by the dirty 6 7 meister October 21, 2025
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gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time
I’m gooning on ur grandma
by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024
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Gooning

Hey r u gooning asf rn?
Yes!!
by Poopydoodoovheels March 27, 2024
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Gooning

Vigorously masturbating to magazines you find at the dentist appointment for hours possibly even days
Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:

“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."

"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."

“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river

“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025
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Balkan mango goon

an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure
"I cant wait to balkan mango goon when i get home!"
by oshiiii December 20, 2024
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Goons

Damm she has goons”
by Big pepper June 10, 2018
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