Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.
I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.
by Shortbus May 2, 2018
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Wow...that guy just exited the stall and flame washed his hands before returning to work in the kitchen.
by SINJim July 13, 2025
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Get the Flame mug.When a fart violently ignites in your underwear leaving your anus and pubes slightly charred because you launched a weak gas rocket onto an open flame. In essence, it means “try harder.”
“We had to rush Charlie to the ER last night because a flaming hereldi left second degree burns on his taint.”
by The Barn Burner July 4, 2019
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