Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.

Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.

by Mathias Orion June 15, 2006

Fish Licker

An insult that can be used against a heterosexual man. Also try carpet muncher, cat fucker, breeder, and the main attraction homophobe.

Man 1: "Man I would fuck the shit outta that girl with them big ol' titties and tight little ass of hers..."

Man 2: "You're such a total fish licker."

by BillyBo__b December 20, 2012

Stinky Fisherman

While banging the victim from behind, or doggystyle, you stick one of your fingers in their ass, getting some doo-doo butter on there, then reach up and give the victim a fish-hook in the mouth.

James' girlfriend wouldnt let him stick it in her ass so he gave that bitch a stinky fisherman

by JT Thomas January 27, 2008

foogle fish

in the adventures of charlie and the pink and blue unicorns (aka claire and sara) the foogle fish is the tiny invisible predator that gets suckd into the vortex.

swim away foogle fish, swim away

by sarasalsa May 7, 2008

Monkey Fish Frog

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a retarded squirl having butt sex with a Retard Frog Squirl.

My ex mother in law look alot like a Monkey Fish Frog.

by sober_noob August 24, 2009

batty fish

used as a quick insult if you cant be bothered to think of one

shut up you batty fish

by officialhxm March 15, 2020

Ice fishing

Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.

- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*

by Blabooga December 15, 2020