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Douche dust

Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.

The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.

Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?

Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.

Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!

EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
by danasp_42 November 9, 2021
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Pish Dust

Pish Dust is very low grade poor quality street heroin sold by Indy, a rubbish drug dealer in Leeds UK
I couldn't get any decent gear today so had to buy a bag of Pish Dust for the time being
by ChrisHearfield February 26, 2021
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clam dusting

When you finger a girl and then sniff the fingers to see if the girl is palatable.
My buddy Colin is clam dusting Julia to make sure the puss is ready for a good dive.
by James brown funk July 18, 2015
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Dust

A woman that has become or is overrated, not good but not bad
by Dust setter August 10, 2022
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hippie-dust

Hippie-dust is the dust that accumulates in the bottom of herb grinders, sandwich bags, and containers of all sorts that are used with marijuana buds. It is concentrated trichomes which vapourize and is very high in THC. It is like a wee angel, tinkling in your lungs.

It is officially called kief, but is called hippie-dust in a variety of regions in Canada and the US.
When you are done with a big bag of weed or pot make sure you save the doins in the corners....that right there is hippie-dust...and it is precious and powerful.
by Picklefork January 11, 2014
mugGet the hippie-dustmug.

cop dusting

the act of falsely adding police locations to driving apps to slow drivers down
When I hear people speeding down my street I start cop dusting to slow them down.
by anonymous August 29, 2021
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Half-dusted

Intoxicated, inebriated, stoned, drunk, high,

And gathering serotonin you normally lack, making you giggle more than normal
Carrie was half-dusted and could not stop giggling at a dumb joke
What we know
If big trucks =small d*cks, then small cars = big d*cks
Big shoes = big d*cks

Clowns.
by -Carebear March 14, 2025
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