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quite simply the door for the cock or beef curtains!
oy you chant let me put my sausage in your cock door!
cock door by matt and the winz March 16, 2004

doomsday 

One of MF Doom's classic records...
doomsday by Tolga7T May 12, 2004

You Know where the door is 

To tell someone to get the hell out cuz they are a Mental Infant. Seriously, some people just need to be told that they are not as smart as the rest of us and that they should just stop wasting everyone's time and get the hell out.
Hey man I just played 100 straight hours of Final Fantasy.
Dude, you know where the door is, now get the hell out
Duck Out Of Room

Used when someone says something completely stupid or pointless, and someone else takes it upon themself to order them out. The person using D.O.O.R is often seen as a hero.
Nimit: Wow, isn't the study of plants fascinating?

Hero: Door!



Nimit: Hey, don't you guys love rice pudding?!

Hero: Door!



Nimit: Who's coming to my tea party tomorrow?

Hero: (About to "door" Nimit, but thinks better of it and instead punches him out)
Door by nimitisgayforaquil April 15, 2009

knock the back door in and put the extension up 

Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.
Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"

suicide door 

1. a 2nd story or higher door that has doors leading straight into a fall to the ground.

2. what causes retired cops to act sometimes somewhat paranoid.

see Winchester Castle for a place with a lot of suicide doors
my grandpa died tragically when he accidently stepped through a suicide door.
suicide door by nathaniel spritzner December 28, 2005