David Ortiz

A player for the boston red sox baseball team considered by many to be one of the best hitters to ever grace the sport of baseball...With amazing ability to hit homeruns he got his team out of a few jams in the 2004 playoffs

boston loves their DH David Ortiz

by Sixx12 July 11, 2006

David

Davids have a really loud laugh, and they will laugh at the stupidest things for hours on end. Davids also have a very ugly mustaches that their friends constantly tell to shave off. Davids also love to decorate their rooms with posters of little kitties. They also eat extremely slow, and they also eat a lot. Davids also enjoy spending their nights watching a ton of Brazilian Fart Porn. Davids also take a really long to get ready to go out somewhere. Davids are really good friends, yolo.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen all those cat posters John has been buying?"
Guy 2:"Ya, he's turning into a David."

by Trust Me, Im a Doctor. April 13, 2013

Saint David Catholic School

I school in Davie Florida that is falling apart, has a terrible staff, and a principle that is said to use the tuition money on her taxes.

Guy 1: Don't you feel sorry for that kid that has to go to Saint David Catholic School?
Guy 2: Yeah. I hear the walls are falling apart.

by Espio March 26, 2010

David Letterman

The good-hearted, ill-tempered host of a late-night talk show that takes risks that often result in laughter with the exception of "Will It Float?". The show is kept fresh by new additions such as "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" in addition to the traditional segments such as "Ask the Audience" and bizarre contests hosted by Rupert at the deli next door. Dave has outstanding taste in bringing back exceptional musical guests and comedians such as Jim Gaffigan (13 times), Brian Regan (19 times), and the late great Mitch Hedberg (10 times). Often trails a show in ratings on NBC at the same time-slot hosted by a comedian going through the motions riding the popularity of the show's past with painfully unoriginal material.

"David Letterman seems like such a curmudgeon, but did you see how teary-eyed he got when he introduced the doctors and nurses who saved his life?"

by ComFan September 7, 2007

Star of David

When a chick lays on a Lazy Susan or some other kind of turn table and goes around in a cycle getting fucked by six dudes (usually Jewish dudes)

"I was getting a lot of kosher beef in the ol' Star of David last night. Boy howdy."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

David Spencer

a guy who is amazingly cocky in everything and thinks he can average 900 points in 3 matches volleyball.

also he is a douch bag.

You're so bad at volleyball, you play like David Spencer.

by Luan Tran December 10, 2008

David

A male PVC bra wearing stripper who runs around killing zombies in strip clubs seeking revenge against his pimp Doctor Chocolate. Likes large guns and hotpants.

Did you hear about that David, Doctor Chocolate rents him out for baccy.

If there's ever a zombie apocalypse I want a David not only does dat hoe kill zombies like a pro, dat hoe shakes his booty like a cutie.

by Girl Dave October 23, 2013