by turtlekid7 December 18, 2017
Get the cool guy sydrome mug.When a superior gives you incredibly bad orders, and out of spite, you follow them to the letter, knowing the result is going to be disastrous.
Bobby: Don't change the formulas of this report. If you do, you're fired.
Frank: Whatever you say, boss.
Two weeks pass. Bobby calls Frank in to his office.
Bobby: You knew that report contained errors in its format. Why didn't you fix it, you shit?
Frank: Because you told me not to, you dick. It was malicious compliance.
Frank: Whatever you say, boss.
Two weeks pass. Bobby calls Frank in to his office.
Bobby: You knew that report contained errors in its format. Why didn't you fix it, you shit?
Frank: Because you told me not to, you dick. It was malicious compliance.
by Laurentus February 11, 2018
Get the Malicious compliance mug.🔥 When a STONER takes a hit or inhale of CANNABIS then COUGHS up a lung you call them a COUGHMAN
🔥 Coughing is just the body’s natural way of protecting itself from these unwanted foreign particles from your lungs or you just can't handle your hit..ha ha!!
🔥 Coughing is just the body’s natural way of protecting itself from these unwanted foreign particles from your lungs or you just can't handle your hit..ha ha!!
🔥 Ernesto coughs everytime he hits the bong..he's COUGHMAN
🔥 STONER hits bong starts to cough..COUGHMAN COUGHMAN YEAH THATS YOU !!
🔥 STONER hits bong starts to cough..COUGHMAN COUGHMAN YEAH THATS YOU !!
by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2019
Get the Coughman mug.Part of an angry instruction that usually precedes a barroom brawl or amateurish street fight. It is usually part of an imperative beginning with: Eat my…; Suck my…, or, Bite my…; depending on regional preferences.
If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.
If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
Get the nuts.com mug."Yooo broo how did things go last night with Jessica, you give her the ole mickey cobbler?"
"Duude I gave her more than the mickey cobbler, had a god damn 5 course meal down there!"
"Duude I gave her more than the mickey cobbler, had a god damn 5 course meal down there!"
by DannyDimes December 3, 2020
Get the Mickey Cobbler mug.This fetish is the act of eating or getting your partner to eat a lot of corn, waiting until they defecate and pick the loose corn out of the shit and have the other person eat it.
by Detrevnl23 August 1, 2023
Get the Corning mug.Popular kid: Hey looser! What's you're body count?
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020
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