Man Queef

Man queef
/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”

Guys, did you hear that man queef?! Someone must be happy to see me!

by Th3RealPoopMaster9000 May 12, 2022

queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

by DrDax December 11, 2012

commie queef

Bloody vagina fart, usually after period sex.

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."

by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017

Queef

British slang for “fell over”

Instead of saying “Oh no! I fell!” A British person would say, “Oh no! I queefed!”

by Not.me24 January 21, 2021

Kotal queef

When you and your girlfriend and playing mortal kombat 11 no other game and you use kotal khan and she used jade you only use the move kotal quake repeatedly until she gives up the sheet moaning of here losing should turn you on after she loses she will see your dick starting to get hard so then she rips off all her cloths and rips yours off jumps as high as she can with you still laying on the couch and spreads he legs into the splits mid air and lands on your cock making it a fatality for her vigina and your balls making it a kotal queef

Me and your girlfriend were getting it on so I put on mortal kombat and she tried fucking me so I did the only logical thing which was give her the biggest kotal queef I could

by Mr bagnudadman May 28, 2021

Queef

Slang for an old woman

"Ah Mary, she's a sweet old queef."

by Citrus.bitch March 21, 2019

beef queef

When an individual releases a nasty ass fart after eating meat.

Damn Garey got that beef queef, bro just shidded on himself.

by acostalover4L December 18, 2022