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Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck
Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!
by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023
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COUNTRY BLUMPKIN

Giving a blumpkin, (BJ on the Privy) in an Outhouse.
Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....
by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023
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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.
I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.
by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023
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Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .
I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!
by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023
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Brown Blumpkin

after a normal blumpkin, before wiping, she eats the shit while giving you a rimjob.
Patricia was feeling frisky after giving Mac a blumpkin, so she proceeded to give him a brown blumpkin.
by djlake99 October 28, 2023
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Country Blumpkin

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.
While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"
by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023
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Chumpidy Blumpkin

An extremely large or obese man that reeks of human feces, alcohol, and cigarettes.
Person 1: Have you seen Gabe recently? He's turning into a real Chumpidy Blumpkin.
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!
by urbanthickcionary10294764 October 8, 2024
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