Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck

Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!

by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023

COUNTRY BLUMPKIN

Giving a blumpkin, (BJ on the Privy) in an Outhouse.

Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....

by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023

Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023

Brown Blumpkin

after a normal blumpkin, before wiping, she eats the shit while giving you a rimjob.

Patricia was feeling frisky after giving Mac a blumpkin, so she proceeded to give him a brown blumpkin.

by djlake99 October 28, 2023

Country Blumpkin

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.

While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"

by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023

Chumpidy Blumpkin

An extremely large or obese man that reeks of human feces, alcohol, and cigarettes.

Person 1: Have you seen Gabe recently? He's turning into a real Chumpidy Blumpkin.
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!

by urbanthickcionary10294764 October 8, 2024