Skater Boner

When your grinding on your downhill skateboard and you get a massive engorged boner. This is usually shameful and people try to hid their skater boner even though they should be proud of it.

Max: Did you hear about what happened to Joey yesterday?
Lucas: What?
Max: He was shredding on his skateboard and got a skater boner.

by kankz_69 May 22, 2017

Patriotic boner

Being so proud of one's own country and culture that discussing their greatness gets your penis hard

Pat's watching Saving Private Ryan for the fourth time today. Yeah he gets a huge patriotic boner when he thinks of D-Day.

by Alverickflair September 26, 2015

Rogue Boner

An erection that happens unexpectedly and spontaneously.

Jimmy experienced a rogue boner while lying on the beach.

by IWatchBuzzFeed July 12, 2014

Sabbath Boner

The resulting boner one gets from the pure excitement of hearing about the upcoming 2012 Black Sabbath reunion.

Matthew had such a Sabbath boner after hearing of Black Sabbath's upcoming reunion that he could in no way concentrate on work. Or sit down properly.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 17, 2011

Clam Boner

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010

guilty boner

When you cant get a boner at other girls at a party because your penis feels guilty about your girlfriend.

"Dude, that girl in the skirt is so hot, I'd bang her"

"I wish I could, but I have a guilty boner"

"Sorry bro"

by Rainbowsandponies February 12, 2014

Boner cola

A bottle of cola with a Viagra dropped into it

Thaddeus wanted to start his night off right with a boner cola

"Does this cola taste weird?" .. "No you idiot, that's a boner cola"

by jimmy daggggg November 6, 2012