When your grinding on your downhill skateboard and you get a massive engorged boner. This is usually shameful and people try to hid their skater boner even though they should be proud of it.
Max: Did you hear about what happened to Joey yesterday?
Lucas: What?
Max: He was shredding on his skateboard and got a skater boner.
Lucas: What?
Max: He was shredding on his skateboard and got a skater boner.
by kankz_69 May 22, 2017
Get the Skater Bonermug. by IWatchBuzzFeed July 12, 2014
Get the Rogue Bonermug. by UrbanDoctor69 January 4, 2017
Get the soft bonermug. by Noel Knight October 23, 2019
Get the Boner Alertmug. noun; when one is extremely pumped from being near, hearing about, or actually being in a fight. It is characterized by shaking from the build up of adrenaline, and the need to do something reckless. (not an actual boner)
Nick got a massive fight boner when he heard that his room mate got a beer bottle smashed off his face, and a southern comfort bottle off the back of his head, but still beat the shit outta three doods.
by vweeenuh schnitzel November 26, 2010
Get the fight bonermug. Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).
That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!
I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!
I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!
by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010
Get the Clam Bonermug. Thaddeus wanted to start his night off right with a boner cola
"Does this cola taste weird?" .. "No you idiot, that's a boner cola"
"Does this cola taste weird?" .. "No you idiot, that's a boner cola"
by jimmy daggggg November 6, 2012
Get the Boner colamug.