Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017

Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne

Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.

by popnart May 19, 2017

Beach AIDS

Exposure coupled with alcohol. The body seems to shut down. Can last for extended periods of time.

I've got a case of Beach AIDS

by Doogle33 June 16, 2017

fort meyers beach

A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.

going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.

by Donn1980 November 12, 2017

kanaha beach

best place to chill in hawaii

man! kanaha beach sounds like heaven right now

by redhawtchillipeppers November 13, 2017

South Beach Breath Right

The act of one man laying his testicles over the bridge of another man’s nose. This could be done for pleasure or jest. This is similar to tea bagging, but the offender or giver may lay the shaft of his penis down towards the receiver’s mouth.

Jake: Nate, lets wait till Stevie passes out drunk then i will give him a south beach breath right. Get your Nikon ready. I want a close up on this one.

Nate: Jake I think that’s gay move.

Jake: is it? I am going to do it anyway.

Nate: ok make sure you fluff first.

by Professor Deuterium May 6, 2018

beach boney

Zamboni for the beach

That beach boney is really good at cleaning sand

by Sassabrass March 5, 2018